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28th-Jul-2009 03:30 pm(no subject)
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damn. another year has gone by since my last post. yeah, nobody is ready anymore...want to know what I'm writing about head over to newnownext.com. Most of the posts are written by me now. I even get to interview celebs, like Kim Stolz from Top Model/MTV and Michael Ian Black. Woot!

PS I just use this thing to comment in the ANTM community now haha
15th-Apr-2008 12:31 am(no subject)
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woo, over a year since my last post!

I have nothing to write. My life is boring.

I'm currently reading about chimpanzees for my honors humanities class. kind of interesting. in a weird way.

oh those crazy chimps.
3rd-Apr-2007 12:12 am(no subject)
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I started to write the following the week before Spring Break:

"I am starting to hate where I live. The people who live in my dorm and just in the city itself are literally driving me insane.

I can literally count on one hand the number of people who I can actually tolerate for more than 5 minutes who live on my floor. It seems that for the most part, the majority of people who I have met here are either emotionless and boring or mindless idiots uncapable of having an intelligent and meaningful conversation.

These past few weeks have really worn me out. I feel like every aspect of my life is incomplete, and I constantly feel the pressure to fix all my inadequacies. The last thing I need right now is for people to annoy me with mind-numbing conversation regarding bodily functions, "inconsiderate handjobs", or how knitting is seriously like the best thing ever and is sooooooo much fun like OMFG lol rotfl lmao brb ttyl.

There is a girl on my hall who laughs at everything. I do not think she is alright in the head. Every sentence uttered in her direction gets one response: an extremely unsettling and large, toothy smile and the most cliche, I'm a ditzy little girl laugh. The girl laughed during the final scene of Gladiator. Seriously. She laughed because while they were carrying out Russel Crowe's body, she thought it was hilarious for some reason that they just happened to leave Joaquin Phoenix's body lying on the ground. There I was, on the verge of tears, despite having seen the movie several times before, and I she ruined it. I wanted to smush her with my pillow."

WOW, I needed the week off. Fo reals yo. Though this week is a bit stressful, what with the upcoming tests and never-ending assignments, I'm surprisingly upbeat. Spring Break came at just the right time. I feel like I'm slowly but surely starting to figure things out for the future. I have jobs lined up, I have more ideas about what I want to do, and I am happy. Still single, but happy. Who needs a boy when you're content with being independent?
4th-Feb-2007 10:09 pm(no subject)
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Boys who try to be super macho annoy me to no end. I can see right through your over-masculine mannerisms and tendency towards indifference and being a complete jerk. There is a thin line between what makes you look tough and what makes you look like an idiot.

I think most people would agree with me when I say that walking three and a half miles to a shitty Chinese buffet through single digit weather with nothing on but a small sweater would be crossing that line, right? Especially when you get frost bites around your lips, causing everyone to call you "hot lips" or some other insulting name that pokes fun at you and your insanely dumb looking mouth.

As you have probably guessed, a boy who lives a couple rooms down from me did this. He drives me insane by constantly trying to be more manly than the rest of the guys in my hall. He constantly puts down the other guys, always trying to establish himself as the Alpha Male of the group. He is also a complete asshole to his girlfriend. That really irritates me. I have a hard time trying to figure out why girls stay with guys who's whole personality is defined by the fact that they are an asshole.

Boys, here's some advice: this whole mega-testosterone filled act is dumb and makes you look insecure and uncomfortable with your sexuality. And boys, being uncomfortable with your sexuality is not a good thing and will eventually lead to lots of problems with your future sex lives. It's OK to act all macho and stuff to that nature. It's what guys tend do when they're around each other. Yet when you spend your entire life trying to appear bigger and better than everyone else, you tend to get annoying and look like a dumb ass. So stop it.
25th-Jan-2007 03:29 pm(no subject)
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Dear Tyra,

I want to say that I have absolutely no problem with how much you weigh. You deserve all the ribs and fried chicken your stomach can hold (which is apparently a lot...but that's ok). You retired from modeling, you don't need to continue to starve yourself. Hell, if I were in your shoes, I go to Johnny Tamales (my favorite Tex-mex place, holla!), unbutton my jeans, and order every single tamale and chicken flauta that place had.

Tyra, I am writing this letter because I do have a problem with your new look. What look you ask me? The "Bat-Shit Crazy Clown/Drag Queen Straight Outta Hell with a 50lb Weave" look you have going on. Tyra, you used to be so hot! I mean, damn girl, you never were the skinniest bitch out there, but you could pull it together! This isn't about the way you act on ANTM, either (and don't think for a second that I believe this "character" business you claim you're portraying on the show...bitch you are crazy and have just been hiding it all along). The craziness amuses me. I enjoy laughing at your insanity. But girl, you host a MODELING competition. I don't know if you are trying to make the homelier girls on your show feel better about themselves by trying to stoop down to their level of..."pretty", but honestly Tyra, it ain't working.

I know, you are probably questioning why I love the craziness but hate the crazy look. It's called credibility. I liked you when you had it (which WAS about 5 cycles ago...but that's a whole different letter I could address to you). Now, I know that no girl will ever come out of this show as a true top model (although there were those with potential, i.e. Elyse, Shandi, and possibly the twins), but please, at least pretend like this show is relevant to the modeling world. Spruce yourself up. Make the public want to listen to you and your craziness. I think the crazy would be more fun if you were hot!

Tyra, you have a really good thing going. Top Model is more famous than ever. Your Talk Show is doing good. Now come on now, you want to be the hot Oprah? Then fire whoever does your makeup and hire someone new. And if you do it yourself, then girl, has being in the modeling world all this time not taught you anything?

Sincerely,

Cory

PS Tell Nigel Thank you. Last night was AMAZING!
21st-Jan-2007 03:16 am(no subject)
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I am so lucky.
18th-Jan-2007 10:47 pm(no subject)
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FINALLY. the tongue has been pierced. and it kicks ass.

so happy right now. I am not, however, looking forward to the swelling, and the eventual gruesome things that will happen to my tongue. Oh well, at least it does'nt hurt =)
17th-Jan-2007 01:50 pm(no subject)
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Katherine Heigl is my new heroe.

Isaiah Washington is a disgusting pig.

T.R. Knight is still adorable. And highy respected by me. Brave guy.

Kiss my ass Mr. Washington. Kiss my ass.
15th-Jan-2007 08:10 pm(no subject)
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WTF? A Monet?

Ouch. That's all I gotta say.
13th-Jan-2007 10:40 pm(no subject)
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So it's official...I am hunting Jake Gyllenhaal and forcing him to marry me.

I am watching SNL, and he just dressed up as Jennifer Hudson and sang "And I am Telling You".

My God, I love this man.
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